Well...
Vinny
Why he'll survive... Vinny is the youngest and quietest member of the Jersey Shore. With his boyish charm, and smaller muscles, the other tributes might not label him a threat and forget he exists, thus allowing him to live long into the games and win.
Why he'll die...With his boyish charm, and smaller muscles, the other tributes will label him an easy target and pounce all at once.
Sammi
Why she'll die... When Ronnie scouts out another tribute to kill, Sammi will mistake his scouting for flirting, burst into tears and run away... right into another tribute.
Ronnie
Why he'll survive... Ronnie is buff! Plus he'll have Sammi as his ally! There are few tributes this man of brawn can't take down.
Why he'll die... After his alliance with Sammi breaks he'll completely forget that he's NOT supposed to eat the berries. Oops!
Angelina
Why she'll die... She'll forget who her allies are/piss off her allies/get pissed off by her allies and kill the wrong person, thus causing every other tribute to turn on her and kill her. If she should survive this Angelina-cide, her big mouth/trail of trash will lead the other tributes to her camp.
Pauly
Why he'll die... Forming an alliance with another tribute, he'll realize too late that this "stage five clinger" is slowing him down and alerting the others to their location.
J Woww
Why she'll survive... She's amazonian tall and can pack a mean punch.
Why she'll die... After trying to come between Ronnie and Sammi's alliance with an anonymous note, she'll be Ronnie's new target.
The Situation
Why he'll survive... The intimidation factor matched with his high score from the gamers will terrify the other tributes, sending them running even faster than they were from his cheesy pick up lines.
Why he'll die... Showing off "The Situation" to another tribute in an open area, he'll forget that his t-shirt is bullet proof.
Snooki
Why she'll die... The gamers will lure her to a feast with the smell of pickles, after gorging she'll promptly fall asleep. Forever.
Ok guys, what do you think? Who has the odds in their favor? Who will win or die?
P.S. This all meant in good fun and taking into consideration that though they are reality stars, they are all clearly playing a "character" of their invention for the show. *Fist pumps all around*
Haha I loved the reason Sammi will die. That's so funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny...I actually think that it's between JWOW and Snookie. But, they'd have to have some poisoned gelato in their pockets or something because I don't think that they could kill each other...Well, maybe JWOW could kill Snookie. She's kinda ruthless. So, my money's on JWOW.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome, by the way.
Sarhem, thanks!
ReplyDeleteMrs. Deraps, thank you and I actually thought Snooki would be the victor. But JWOWW is a definite contender!
Oh, the Situation. haha I'm saying JWOW will win. Her attitude will protect her. lol
ReplyDeleteSo. AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeleteJWoww would kick serious boo-tay, but I think The Snooks might take it. Look at her--she's too cute to kill :)
Oh, and kudos for the reason Angelina will die. Dead on, my friend.
Lol this is such a good idea! I reckon Angelina would go first, Snookie would probz have Jwoww to protect her.
ReplyDeleteI actually think Sammi could win, If Ronnie does all the fights she could wait at a distance and finish them off when they have thier back to her. Or just give them a sammi sweetheart punch lol. Ronnie would probz die protecting her ... from Jwoww.